it's jokes
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.