it's jokes

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

Why did the gym close?

It's because it just never worked out.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

How does a priest purify water?

Boil the hell out of it!