it's jokes
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.