it's jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

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I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.