it's jokes
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.