IT jokes
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.