IT jokes

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.

Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A: A pool table.

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

Can I tell you a cat joke?

Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.

What does a butt do when it is angry?

Butt crack!

How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."

Get it? I read? No... ok.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)

Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.

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Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)

Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.