IT jokes
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
You're gay, except it...
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?