IT jokes
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.