IT jokes
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
It's punny.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.