IT jokes
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.