IT jokes
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
It's sad someone has ligma.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”