IT jokes
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸