Allahu Akbar.
Islam Jokes
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
