Islam jokes

Allah akbar.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

Why did the first Arabic-American Muslim mayor of Dearborn, Michigan of the religion of Islam piss inside of the gas tank of his brand new Cadillac at the gas station in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?

Because the first Arabic-American Muslim mayor of Dearborn, Michigan of the religion of Islam wanted to save money for a tank of gas.

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

Halal!

Is it meat you're looking for?

What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?

Presentation.

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

Allahu Akbar.

Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?

Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.