Islam jokes

Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?

Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.

What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?

Al-Qaedirection

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.

Allahu Akbar.

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Allah akbar.

What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?

Presentation.

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

What did Allah say when he created the universe?

-Allahu akbar!!!