Islam jokes
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Allahu Akbar.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
