Life hack jokes
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That鈥檒l give you a reason to get up in the morning.
