Life hack jokes

Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.

Life lesson guys:

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

Your life, that's all.

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-