Islam jokes
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Allah akbar.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.