Iran jokes

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.

Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.

Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.

"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

What talks high pitched and can't fly?

A gay man in Iran.

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

How to run from Iran?

Iran away!

what is the fastest country? iran.

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

iran

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

How did I get to Iraq? I ran.