Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia Is the fear of white.
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.
There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum
I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?’ The doctor says ‘my number’
aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
My Sex Life
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
