Internet jokes

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

What do you call a fake speedrunner?

Dream.

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Orphan joke protest! If you think orphan jokes are bad and wrong, then comment good comments; if not, then just comment! Let's reach 67,000 good comments!

The Moodle Page

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?