Internet jokes

Big (DYM 78).

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

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To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

This website is a joke.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.

How does a tree get online? They log in.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

Your (DYM 31).

I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.