Internet jokes
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Go touch some grass, bro.
Start a RATIO chain.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle.
Why the fuck would I do that? I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn on my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me on the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watched and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead of from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with me I wouldn't feel lonely. Well, I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, I took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what I did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
Give me the most likes on this site.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
What should my next YT vid be about?
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!