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  • symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

    symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

    angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

    symple: Well it takes one to know one.

    symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

    angela: FUCK OFF!

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  • The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

    He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

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