What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Toby Fox.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawkins die? He lost internet connection
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Logan Paul.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."