Internet slang jokes

Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?

A. An intrusive thot.

I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.

Uwuuuuu

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

"kys" (keep yourself safe).

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

Ur mom gay dab.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

Noob butter eater.

What does LMAO mean?

Launching missiles at orphanage.

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!

Ass (DYM 89).

Doin (DYM 35).

Doin (DYM 31)

No scope, bitch!

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?