Insult jokes
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Your mom gay.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Wanna know why your pussy reminds me of a garbage bag?
Because you fill it, stretch it out, and let it stink for weeks.
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
@M3GAN fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucufkcucufkcuckfucufkcufcfufkcufkcuckfucufkf you
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
You're a big Z!
I've the biggest cock. Suck it.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.