Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Your forehead is so big your inner thought echo
I know five fat people and you're three of them
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
what do u call a flat chested emo? a cutting board
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
You’re hairlines so far back that Dora the explorer couldn’t find it
