Insult jokes
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Yo mama joke.
Where's your off button?
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
I’m a paki nonse.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
“In yo mama.”
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.