Insult

Insult jokes

Chin

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

Adoption

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

Memes

Waitress

So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

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  • Orphan

    Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

    Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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  • Ego

    If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.

    Trash

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

    Ego

    If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

    Doctor

    My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

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  • Little Johnny

    Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."

    Hairline

    I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

    Girl

    This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

    Suicide

    Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.

    Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.

    Person 2: I know how to fix that!

    ... Next day person commits suicide...