A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Yo mama so fat when step on a scale it say to be continued
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".
what do u call a flat chested emo? a cutting board
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.
You’re hairlines so far back that Dora the explorer couldn’t find it
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
You should should go back into the abortion bucket maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
if im ugly at least im not you
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
