Insult jokes

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Your.

Your who?

Your hoochie coochie stinks.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

Your d*** size...

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.