Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
You forehead is so big, that your face touches your chin
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, i said thats a big word for a seven year old
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
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Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan! -
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression
