This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
if im ugly at least im not you
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
You forehead is so big, that your face touches your chin
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, i said thats a big word for a seven year old
My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
if ugliness was a brick, you would be the great wall of china
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
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My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈