Insult jokes

Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

Kid: Are you gay?

Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!

You are the reason double doors were invented.

The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.

What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Which sex position produces the ugliest children?

Go ask your mother.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."

The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"

The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"

"Yellow and far apart."

The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."

The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.