Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

Kid: Are you gay?

Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

You are the reason double doors were invented.

The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."

Which sex position produces the ugliest children?

Go ask your mother.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"

The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"

"Yellow and far apart."

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.