Insult jokes
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.