If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection A quarter pounder with cheese
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
bully: i can't understand you because i dont speak ugly language me: and i dont speak idiot language
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
your foreheads so big even barry wood sayed wow thats huge
Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU
My mom told me ̈YOU SON OF A B!TCH. ̈ i told her ̈i may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch ̈. she hated me forever.
Bully: i wasn't talking to you. me: then why are you listening?
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
