Insult jokes
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Your nan's gay.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Baka!
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo momma so fat!
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.