Insult

Insult jokes

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

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  • A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

    The husband answers her: Pretty.

    The wife responds: Thank yo-

    The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!