Insult jokes
Nick sucks dick.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
You're gay!
F*ck you.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
You're gay.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.