INS jokes
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?