INS jokes

Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?

Idiot 2: I don't know why.

Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.

How do you spot an English man in Quebec?

A square head.

I like my women how I like my wine.

Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"

PP in the poo poo.

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.

Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."