INS jokes
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.