INS jokes
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.