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Scientist

  • Here are 20 jokes for you:

    Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

    What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

    Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

    Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

    How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

    Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!

    How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!

    Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

    What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

    What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!

    Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

    Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

    What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

    Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

    What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

    Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

    Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!

    Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

    How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!

    What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!

    I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.

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  • Vibrator

  • Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

    Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

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  • Prison

  • Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

    Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

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  • Mum

  • Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

    Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

    Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

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  • Divorce

  • So this is how I got divorced.

    On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Emo

  • How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.

    Wheelchair

  • My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

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  • PTSD

  • We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

    He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

    Wheelchair

  • A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.

    He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.

    The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.

    On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"

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  • Wheelchair

  • I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

    I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

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