INS jokes
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.