Infrastructure jokes
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Floor on the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Community talk
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