Infrastructure jokes

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

What did the lampost say to the other lampost?

Nothing, because it can't speak.

Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause there was a crack!

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?

What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?

Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?

'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!