Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
