Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Infrastructure Jokes
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
