Infrastructure jokes

Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Two air vents walked into a bar.

The third one ducted.

Floor on the road?

What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?

It'll be udder renovation!

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack!

That dam looks damn cool!

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

Dams are dam strange.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.