Infrastructure jokes

Renovation

What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?

It'll be udder renovation!

Road

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Man

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Plane

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Light

Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

Toilet

Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack!

Plane

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Tower

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Toilet

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

Home

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Parking Lot

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?