Infrastructure jokes

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in the crack.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

These are as weak as the towers.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

I have a joke about construction. I'm still working on it.

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.