What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
That dam looks damn cool!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Dams are dam strange.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
