Infrastructure jokes
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Floor on the road?
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
That dam looks damn cool!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
These are as weak as the towers.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Dams are dam strange.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?