Infrastructure jokes

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?

It'll be udder renovation!

Two air vents walked into a bar.

The third one ducted.

Floor on the road?

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack!

That dam looks damn cool!

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.

These are as weak as the towers.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.

Dams are dam strange.

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?