Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Floor on the road?
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
