Infrastructure jokes

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.

What makes depressed kids jump?

Bridges!

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?

It'll be udder renovation!

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Floor on the road?

Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣