I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
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Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
Why were parts of the soviet union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2? They couldn't beet the Nazis. bud um ching
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
