Industry jokes
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
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Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
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Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."