Industry jokes

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.

Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?

They couldn't beet the Nazis.

I work at a tire shop.

I'm pretty tired.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.

Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."