New India Jokes

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

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I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."