How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
i am an indian joke
I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
When youβre in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok π
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Holy cow
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India? A. The baby girl
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
