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4 years ago

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

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Chemical

9 months ago

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

India memes

Sniper

2 years ago

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Tick

3 years ago

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

Car

4 years ago

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

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Market

4 months ago

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

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Amir De OG

9 months ago

Helloing everybodying! I am de Amir man myth legend. I doordashing people fooding for that $2 tipping (I can buy 1 lambo with that type of money in India) and I work in totally legit top notch quality call center. I very rich manning because I also working part timing as de Uber, 7-11 owner, and cooking curry and some of de other Indian foodings. I hoping you friends will accepting me to this community and having a blast!

shizushizu

1 year ago

most complex way to say the word cat:

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