India jokes
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
screw global warming
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