India jokes
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Shitpost-master general
People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.
Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔
screw global warming
Community talk
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most complex way to say the word cat:
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TIME TO CONQUER ALL OF INDIA. WELL MOST OF INDIA. What about this part? That’s the Tamil kings, no one conquers the Tamil kings