In common jokes
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.