In common jokes
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.