What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
that it will never get old.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
