What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
In Common Jokes
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
