In common jokes
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.