In common jokes
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.