In common jokes
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.