In common jokes
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.