In common jokes
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.