In common jokes
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.