What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.