In common

In common jokes

Orphan

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

Wrist

What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.

Penis

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Orphan

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

Orphan

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

Emo

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

Christmas

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Priest

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.

Kid

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

Hooker

What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.

Princess

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Pig

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

Fetus

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

Autistic kid

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

Hockey Player

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

Spider

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

Teenager

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.