What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does Nelson mindella and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
What do apples and orphans have in common
The apple gets picked
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. ๐๐๐
Men and depression have something in common; theyโre always talking.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
