What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.