In common jokes

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.

What do pigs and ink have in common?

They both go in a pen.

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?

Both have noses.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.