In common jokes
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.