In common jokes

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.