In common jokes
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.