In common jokes
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common? They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.