In common jokes
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.