In common jokes
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.