In common jokes

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.