Impact jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
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Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!