"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
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Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
