I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
