Impact jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! ๐คฃ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didnโt have as big of an impact as him.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger ๐ค
Then it hit me ๐คง๐
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didnโt laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. ๐
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
How are Kobeโs death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. โค๏ธ
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful ๐
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.๐
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!