I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
