Impact jokes

Why should China be a baseball team?

Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?

Its butt.

I got hit with a can of soda.

It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.