Impact jokes

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?

Its butt.

I got hit with a can of soda.

It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:

98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!

1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.

Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!

What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

A stab wound.

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.