btw friend here also wants to do suicide
friend:why did i cross the road???
me:to get to the other side.
friend:true!
friend:hey lets go hang out at the forest today!
me:ok *grabs ropes for the both of us and rushes outside bc this is a lucky day*
friend:hey atleast we did it!
friend:whats the best thing about me?
me:you will eventually end.
friend:hmmmmmm . . . true!
friend:what historical time influenced you the most?
me:the great depression
if i could be an object id be glass because im see through and i can shatter with the minimum difficulty immediately!
my parents sometimes say im their sunshine! . . . because im painful if you look at me.
teacher:what does km/s mean?
me+like almost all of the class:*in unison* it means kill myself but misspelled
friend:whats the best way to end a game?
me:with death
friend: . . . hmmm now that you think about it yeah! thats the best way!
when your about to jump down a cliff but you realize that you cant litter there
google says that your about 75% water but im make of 101% depression 101% anxiety 101% suicidal 101% stress
brain be like will_to_live.exe, happiness.exe, and many more others not found also you have now got crippling_depression.exe, anxiety.exe, suicide_thoughts.exe, suicide_attempts, and stressful_life.exe so so so much many more
how do you keep weeds away? just put a bucket of crippling depression and suicidal thought and attempts in the soil and then they just kill themselves. problem solved.
when you take antidepressants but they dont work it will just make you more depressed and thats a fact
a bored depressed suicidal person:*sees a dying person*
dying person:p-l-pls c-c-c-call m-me a-an amb-b-bulancccee *wheeze* *dies*
bored depressed suicidal person:hmmmm ur an ambulance
dying person:*manages to get back up*
bored depressed suicidal person:oooooohh goddddd
dying person:*in a demonic tone* BUT NOT FOR ME~
roses are red
inside im dead
i have crippling depression
some one pls shoot my head
when you finally open up to a person who you think will care and understand but it turns out that they dont
you:*panickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanickingpanicking*
the only time you should lift your spirits up is when your gonna hang yourself
a made up story starting now
so i went to school as usual
theres a school shooting
all the depressed suicidal people:*crave death* *walks up to shooter* all say KILL ME
a made up story starting ending
in this one the friend isnt suicidal
friend:wanna play a game?
me:life wait no a game has a meaning
friend: . . . *crickets*
friend:calls suicide hotline
me:wait no!!!!!
me:*has crippling depression* *asks mom why i was born*
mom:hmmm i think i was drunk and on a lotta drugs
me:hmmm tysm *gets the rope*
mom:*making hanging puns*
me:*hurries to the trash truck*
me:at this point ive lived about a decade depressed and suicidal that i dont struggle with it now, im good at it and its all normal
hope you enjoyed
