I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body π€‘π€‘π‘
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
