If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
What's the most illegal activity in africa?
Watering the plants
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
i’m illegal
Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
