Illegality jokes
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.