Illegality jokes
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
I'm illegal.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.