If jokes

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.