If jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Like if you hate school.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.