If jokes

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

Like if you're short.

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.