What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Idiom Jokes
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
Make like a drum and beat it!
Every moon has a silver lining.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”