Idiom jokes

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"

Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.

What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?

A can o' bull.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

Make like a drum and beat it!

Every moon has a silver lining.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the spoon."

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Curiosity killed the cat.

But for a while, I was a suspect.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”