Idiom jokes

Every moon has a silver lining.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the spoon."

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Curiosity killed the cat.

But for a while, I was a suspect.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”