Identification jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
I’m a paki nonse.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Bros got barcode arms.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
I'm emo, by the way.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.