When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
