Ice Jokes

Its ice to see u

I had something about tripping over ice. Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

What dessert do you get on September 11th?

An ice cream flight!

Man 1:knock knock Man 2 hous there Man 1 ice Man 2 ice how Man 1 ice crushed your head

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Why was the rapper always cold?

Because he kept SPITTING ICE

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ICE CHAINS

How do rappers stay cool?

They use RAP-SICLES

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES

What do you call a Titan who can't swim????? Titanic Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. my version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp it would be unsinkable. What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the ice berg ? I'm breaking up with you.

What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠

a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

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why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.