stephen hawking, more like ice cream
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
It's ice to see you.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
