Ice jokes
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!