Ice jokes
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.